The Air Force Just Obliterated a New ISIS Headquarters With A Selfie Stick

I Kill YouThe Islamic State group has made a name for itself for its high definition quality propaganda and use of Internet forums as well as trolling social media to communicate battle plans while bragging about recent atrocities its members have committed behind a goat.

But in an epic move, the razor sharp minds of an Air Force anti-intelligence unit turned the tables on the terrorist’s use of social media terrorist meet up page and essentially turned a selfie that a terrorist took in front of an Islamic State group command building into a verified target for an Air Force bombing run to hell.

“It was a post on social media site TerroristBook that led to bombs on target in less than 24 hours,” Air Force Gen. Hawk Carlisle (not that General Hawk from G.I. Joe), head of Air Combat Command, described during a recent Air Force Association breakfast meeting. “Incredible work when you think about (it), these omelettes are delicious.”

Airman with the 361st Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance Group, based in Hurlburt, Fla., discovered the social media post and, after verification through the proper channels took place (they joined the site and liked the photo), three powerful Joint Direct Attack Munition bombs obliterated the command building 22 hours later, as they posted HA HA We da bomb!

Officials with Air Force intelligence told Defense Tech that they used a wide range of tools, including social media, AIM, and Google Hangouts to produce viable Islamic State group targets.

The successful bombing highlights a reorganization of intelligence efforts within the military community who have obviously realized that we live in a much different technical age compared to even a decade ago – internet trolling is the way of future wars they concluded.

As long as these moronic jihadist jackasses keep taking selfies in front of their headquarters and posting them on Terroristbook with locations included, that means fewer American lives put at risk to produce targets on the ground in the area – but more internet trolls on the U.S. payroll.

And if they don’t, then the U.S. military has denied the barbaric radical Islamists one of their most powerful recruiting tools….. the inter webs!

Either way, it’s U.S. Air Force 1, Islamic State group selfie-takers, 0 and who ever owned the building a -1.