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Biden Still Haunts Trump – Just Not The One You Expect!!

Jon Nuze May 19, 2026 0 Comment

PALM BEACH, FL — Residents of an exclusive waterfront neighborhood reported “deeply confusing supernatural activity” this week after what witnesses described as the ghost of former President Joe Biden who is widely reported to...

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Intelligent Sand & Incompetent Congress.

Jon Nuze May 15, 2026 0 Comment

**WASHINGTON, D.C. —** In what experts are calling “the most awkward scientific breakthrough since the invention of the calculator,” researchers at the totally not fictional and deeply underfunded East Atlantic Institute For Science announced...

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Unprecedented Battle Erupts at House of Representatives as Time-Displaced Terry Funk Rampages

Jon Nuze July 4, 2024

**BREAKING: Unprecedented Battle Erupts at House of Representatives as Time-Displaced Terry Funk Rampages* Washington D.C. – In a shocking turn of events that Vince McMahon would have loved, the usually hallowed halls of the...

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Mysterious Sightings of Ghostly Apparitions Spook White House Staff

Jon Nuze June 17, 2024

Washington D.C. – In a shocking revelation, multiple sources within the White House have come forward to report a series of bizarre and unexplained sightings of ghostly apparitions lurking in the somewhat hallowed halls...

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Breaking News President Goes Missing in Woods

Jon Nuze June 12, 2024

**Breaking News Updated** Washington D.C. – In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden’s visit to the National Park System took an unexpected turn yesterday when he got lost in the wilderness and...

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Congressional Clash: Marjorie Taylor Greene and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Engage in Heated Debate Over Meat Packing

Jon Nuze June 12, 2024

Washington D.C. – In a tense and dramatic hearing, Republican Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene and Democratic Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez clashed over the meat packing industry, with both sides accusing the other of being out...

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Biden Administration Moves to Strengthen Immigration System, Reforms in Sight

Jon Nuze June 12, 2024

Washington D.C. – The Biden administration has taken no steps to revamp the country’s immigration system, promising to make it more humane, efficient, and fair. In a series of executive actions, President Joe Biden...

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Trump for President!

Jon Nuze August 25, 2015

Everyone knows in his day and age what we need as country, NO a people to return this great land to it’s former glorious state! We need a leader with a wicked hairpiece, brain, money,...

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Canada To Build Great Wall

Rusty Scissors June 9, 2015

Canada has recently announced its intentions to build a great wall. Prime Minister Hockeypuck has cited many problems due to Americans crossing over. In a recent interview he stated “Americans bring with them a...

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The Air Force Just Obliterated a New ISIS Headquarters With A Selfie Stick

Jon Nuze June 6, 2015

The Islamic State group has made a name for itself for its high definition quality propaganda and use of Internet forums as well as trolling social media to communicate battle plans while bragging about recent atrocities its members...