Greetings FauxNews Viewers, Sorry for the long delay. JonNuze and I have been neck deep in trouble, but boy do we have some stories to share with you all! We’ve been roaming this lovely...
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Canada To Build Great Wall
Canada has recently announced its intentions to build a great wall. Prime Minister Hockeypuck has cited many problems due to Americans crossing over. In a recent interview he stated “Americans bring with them a...
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Statue of Liberty to be Deported
In an appalling recent decision, the GOP has voted to deport the Statue of Liberty. After opening a history book for the first time in his life, Senator Ihave Nolif realized that the Statue...
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