Greetings FauxNews Viewers,

Sorry for the long delay.  JonNuze and I have been neck deep in trouble, but boy do we have some stories to share with you all!  We’ve been roaming this lovely nation to bring the news, the best news, the best fake news your money doesn’t buy!  We’ve been down in the deep south monitoring statues and Klan meetings (wait til you see the pictures).  We’ve been going to church to help monitor the war on Christmas.  We won’t let those lefty snowflakes stop us!  They can’t stop the mighty reich right from making this country 1940 again!  That’s what all the hats say right?  MA1940A.  I can’t remember, Jon’s out of rehab after party was kicking!  Who would’ve thought you can get addicted to cheese…

Love Always,

RustyScissors