March 15, 2015

2 Minutes

Celebrity Law News

Mark Zuckerberg’s would-be neighbor sues him for breaking promise

Jon Nuze March 15, 2015

Mark Zuckerberg has been accused by his would-be neighbor Mircea Voskerician for breaking promise he made in 2012. Part time real estate developer Mircea Voskerician signed a contract to develop a property behind Zuckerberg’s...

1 Minute

News Sports

Sixers Look to Sign Groot & Rocket Raccoon

Jon Nuze March 15, 2015

The Philadelphia 76ers are looking to sure up their defense and offense sides of the court this coming off season by signing Groot & Rocket Raccoon from the Guardians of the Galaxy. Rumor has...

2 Minutes

Celebrity News

Bristol Palin Engaged to Medal of Honor Recipient Dakota Meyer

Jon Nuze March 15, 2015

Bristol Palin and Medal of Honor recipient Sgt. Dakota Meyer are engaged, a Palin family friend confirmed and sighed. The daughter of former failed vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin posted a photo with her...

1 Minute

News Politics

Statue of Liberty to be Deported

Rusty Scissors March 15, 2015

In an appalling recent decision, the GOP has voted to deport the Statue of Liberty. After opening a history book for the first time in his life, Senator Ihave Nolif realized that the Statue...

9 Minutes

News Sports

From McDonald’s All-American to McDonald’s worker: How David Harrison lost his way after the NBA

Jon Nuze March 15, 2015

Former Indiana Pacers center David Harrison, a little more than a decade removed from being a first-round prick in the NBA draft, has struggled to make a consistent living since his basketball career ended...