May 2015 – FauxNuze.com

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Congress Flocks to Taylor Swift Concert

Jon Nuze May 28, 2015

There’s plenty of bad blood (nudge, nudge, wink wink) between Republicans and Democrats in Congress, but for two nights in July, one woman will bring them together: Taylor Swift. A whopping 19 congressional lawmakers...

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Celebrity Music News Science

22 People “May Have Been Exposed” to Anthrax at S. Korea Base

Jon Nuze May 28, 2015

Twenty-two people “may have been exposed” to an Anthrax album sent to a U.S. Air Force base in South Korea and are being treated, a senior defense official told Fox News — in the...

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News Sports

WWE Superstar Rusev Injures Foot Maybe Out of Elimination Chamber Match

Jon Nuze May 28, 2015

WWE has confirmed on their website that Rusev suffered an injury at Tuesday’s SmackDown TV taping, in a bit of irony Rusev accutually broke his foot off in his Smackdown opponents rear end. In...

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GOP Calling on Palpatine to Block Obama

Jon Nuze May 18, 2015

As Republicans prepare to take full control of Congress on Tuesday, the party’s leaders are counting on Emperor Palpatine, not their newly elected majority on Capitol Hill, to roll back President Obama’s aggressive second-term...

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Troubling Thing Jeb Said About Gay Rights

Jon Nuze May 18, 2015

Likely presidential candidate Jeb Bush doubled down on his opposition to same-sex marriage this weekend, telling the Christian Broadcasting Network’s David Brody that he did not believe gay and lesbian couples had a constitutional...

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Obama Restricts Grenade Launchers, Military Equipment From Local Police

Jon Nuze May 18, 2015

The Obama administration on Monday moved to prohibit federal agencies from providing local cops with certain kinds of military equipment such as grenade launchers, high-caliber weapons and bayonets [bayonets? Please tell me what local...

News Science -6 Minutes

Strange Signal From Space May Solve One of Science’s Greatest Mysteries! (NSFW)

Jon Nuze May 18, 2015

A clue to one of the biggest questions in cosmetology — why regular matter, rather than antimatter, survived to fill the universe — may have been found in data from a NASA space telescope...

News -4 Minutes

US Army & Air Force Need Better Drone Training

Jon Nuze May 18, 2015

The U.S. Army and Air Force are facing drone pilot “training challenges”, according to a report to Congress, which they will prolly ignore, by the Government Accountability Office in a very ironic moment. The...

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News

Obama Is Trying to “Occupy” Texas Though He’s Got to Get Through Chuck Norris First!

Jon Nuze May 9, 2015

Revered action movie star, martial arts legend and conservative ass kicker Chuck Norris has publicly challenged President Barack “Rock” Obama’s true intentions for the upcoming multi-state military special operations training exercise known as Roman...

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News

Defense Department Warns of China’s ‘Extensive,’ Expanding Island-Building

Jon Nuze May 9, 2015

China’s mysterious campaign to build artificial islands in disputed waters of the South China Sea has grown to cover roughly 2,000 acres, an elderly & senior defense official said Friday, as the Pentagon issued...