Revered action movie star, martial arts legend and conservative ass kicker Chuck Norris has publicly challenged President Barack “Rock” Obama’s true intentions for the upcoming multi-state military special operations training exercise known as Roman Helm 15.
The former lone star of “Walker, Texas Ranger” expressed his concerns about the military operation alongside Texas’ own ass Sen. Ted Cruz and Texas Gov. Gregg Abbott, who ordered the Texas State Guard to waste their time and observe/monitor activities conducted during Roman Helm 15 in the state of Texas.
“We must never check our brains (don’t worry they don’t) or blindly trust, especially the government. Rather, we must fight until our dying breaths for liberty, especially when it appears those in power are trying to knock down Old Glory,” Norris wrote in a recent piece for WND (Why Not Delete).
Norris supported Abbott’s orders to monitor the operation and praised Sen. Cruz, saying, “I’m glad Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is asking the tough questions of the Pentagon about Roman Helm 15, particularly because its ‘exercises’ come too near to my ranch’s backdoor. And nothing comes close to my backdoor, nothing…”
While using his star power and total gym to make fellow Texans aware of the fact that he agrees that the operation smells funny, like his ass. He had an alternative suggestion for the Pentagon if it insists on holding such a large-scale exercise without his Total Gym: “If the government insists on running expanded military ops across seven Southwest states, why doesn’t it move all that ‘military training’ south and protect our borders at the same time?” Norris asked in his op-ed. Which the government replied: “Then it would be a command action and not a exercise, Chuckers…”
Pentagon spokesman, Col. Steve Warren told CNN Monday that American citizens had nothing to worry about, saying “Roman Helm is a long, well planned and coordinated exercise. We are not taking over anything.”
Because, you know, with the high level of transparency from Obama’s administration, we’re totally sure they would tell us in advance if they were planning on taking over a state, actually if Obama wanted to take Texas i’m fairly sure he’d give a press conference and say: “Texas, don’t get me wrong, but i’m coming for you Nigga!”
When intelligent folks much like Norris and people in the know like Sen. Cruz and Gov. Abbott are warning people to stay alert when Roman Helm 15 kicks off in July, it probably behooves American citizens to pay attention to what they have to say. Texas has spoken and not one person in power in the state likes a Roman Helm…. Publicly at least…. And why did I have to type the phrase intelligent people in the same sentence as Cruz… argh I gotta quit drinking, better grab my gun and head to Texas to defend the state from a Total Gym… OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
