The Philadelphia 76ers are looking to sure up their defense and offense sides of the court this coming off season by signing Groot & Rocket Raccoon from the Guardians of the Galaxy.  Rumor has it that the 76ers GM love Groot’s size and Rocket’s intelligence.

It’s unknown if at this time they would sign in Philadelphia, but if they did they would turn the franchise into an instant Championship team.

When asked for a comment Groot responded: “I am Groot…” to which Rocket replied: “Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin’ usual.”

In other Philly sports news Chip Kelly has reportedly offered a 2nd Round Draft Pick to the Sixers for season tickets, a hot dog, and a signed team ball for the 76ers mascot Hip-Hop who he thinks will be a #1 receiver in his offense.