The Obama administration on Monday moved to prohibit federal agencies from providing local cops with certain kinds of military equipment such as grenade launchers, high-caliber weapons and bayonets [bayonets? Please tell me what local...
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Strange Signal From Space May Solve One of Science’s Greatest Mysteries! (NSFW)
A clue to one of the biggest questions in cosmetology — why regular matter, rather than antimatter, survived to fill the universe — may have been found in data from a NASA space telescope...
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US Army & Air Force Need Better Drone Training
The U.S. Army and Air Force are facing drone pilot “training challenges”, according to a report to Congress, which they will prolly ignore, by the Government Accountability Office in a very ironic moment. The...
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Obama Is Trying to “Occupy” Texas Though He’s Got to Get Through Chuck Norris First!
Revered action movie star, martial arts legend and conservative ass kicker Chuck Norris has publicly challenged President Barack “Rock” Obama’s true intentions for the upcoming multi-state military special operations training exercise known as Roman...
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Defense Department Warns of China’s ‘Extensive,’ Expanding Island-Building
China’s mysterious campaign to build artificial islands in disputed waters of the South China Sea has grown to cover roughly 2,000 acres, an elderly & senior defense official said Friday, as the Pentagon issued...
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Miley Cyrus Says She Hasn’t Just Had ‘Straight, Heterosexual’ Relationships!
When Miley Cyrus wears pasties or posts photos of her pink armpits, it’s not to be a provocateur. The 22-year-old says she’s just being herself (stupid), and she wants all young people to have...
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Wells Fraudo?
Wells Fargo Bank employees driven by strict sales pressure issued unwanted credit cards and opened unauthorized accounts that charged customers fees and damaged their credit, according to a lawsuit filed by the city of...
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Southern California Officer Reunited with Newborn he Found Alive, Buried in Dumpster Years Later
An officer who found an abandoned newborn in a garbage dumpster was reunited with the now 25-year-old man he helped save in a unique way. Santa Ana police officer Michael Buelna and Robin Barton...
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Phillies Loose Again
Max Scherzer kept the Phillies’ lineup guessing why they had jobs even though they faced them earlier in the week. Against a struggling lineup, it wasn’t too hard as they suck. Scherzer pitched eight...
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Sen. Ted Cruz Announces Presidential Bid, Vows to ‘Stand for Liberty or Something’
Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz, ticking off a litany of President Obama policies he opposes as highlander of birther movement, promised Monday to return to a government by Constitution and “stand for liberty or...
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