Canada has recently announced its intentions to build a great wall.  Prime Minister Hockeypuck has cited many problems due to Americans crossing over.  In a recent interview he stated “Americans bring with them a whole slew of problems.  They come over and steal our medicine, they steal our jobs, and they bring nothing but crime.”

The big push for a wall came from their lower house, 10 of whom were recently assaulted by Americans.  “I don’t know what I did wrong, I simply stated that I thought Obama was an alright guy to which some inbred southerner spit in my face, and smacked me with a flag shouting ‘MERICA!’ MP Maplesyrup told the associated press from a local waffle house.  “The worst part was, this was a child, so I say, send all of these no gooders back to America.”

America has responded by threatening to build an even bigger wall to block out Mexico.  Swedish Prime Minister Downtshoot laughed and told the press “Maybe we will get lucky and America will build a wall to keep everyone out, as well as everyone there in.”

President Obama has yet to respond.