Seems so much has changed in the last two years since we’ve been gone…. Trump is President, Paul Ryan is a d-bag and people hate each other… After attending many CA (Cheese Anonymous)...
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We’re baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Greetings FauxNews Viewers, Sorry for the long delay. JonNuze and I have been neck deep in trouble, but boy do we have some stories to share with you all! We’ve been roaming this lovely...
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Trump for President!
Everyone knows in his day and age what we need as country, NO a people to return this great land to it’s former glorious state! We need a leader with a wicked hairpiece, brain, money,...
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Canada To Build Great Wall
Canada has recently announced its intentions to build a great wall. Prime Minister Hockeypuck has cited many problems due to Americans crossing over. In a recent interview he stated “Americans bring with them a...
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The Air Force Just Obliterated a New ISIS Headquarters With A Selfie Stick
The Islamic State group has made a name for itself for its high definition quality propaganda and use of Internet forums as well as trolling social media to communicate battle plans while bragging about recent atrocities its members...
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WWE Superstar Rusev Injures Foot Maybe Out of Elimination Chamber Match
WWE has confirmed on their website that Rusev suffered an injury at Tuesday’s SmackDown TV taping, in a bit of irony Rusev accutually broke his foot off in his Smackdown opponents rear end. In...
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GOP Calling on Palpatine to Block Obama
As Republicans prepare to take full control of Congress on Tuesday, the party’s leaders are counting on Emperor Palpatine, not their newly elected majority on Capitol Hill, to roll back President Obama’s aggressive second-term...
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Troubling Thing Jeb Said About Gay Rights
Likely presidential candidate Jeb Bush doubled down on his opposition to same-sex marriage this weekend, telling the Christian Broadcasting Network’s David Brody that he did not believe gay and lesbian couples had a constitutional...
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