In a stunning and brave turn of events, a team of NASA astronauts on a routine mission to the moon has made a shocking, and we mean shocking discovery! Adolf Hitler, the infamous former...
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Congressional Clash: Marjorie Taylor Greene and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Engage in Heated Debate Over Meat Packing
Washington D.C. – In a tense and dramatic hearing, Republican Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene and Democratic Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez clashed over the meat packing industry, with both sides accusing the other of being out...
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Biden Administration Moves to Strengthen Immigration System, Reforms in Sight
Washington D.C. – The Biden administration has taken no steps to revamp the country’s immigration system, promising to make it more humane, efficient, and fair. In a series of executive actions, President Joe Biden...
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The Light At End of The Tunnel
Seems so much has changed in the last two years since we’ve been gone…. Trump is President, Paul Ryan is a d-bag and people hate each other… After attending many CA (Cheese Anonymous)...
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We’re baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Greetings FauxNews Viewers, Sorry for the long delay. JonNuze and I have been neck deep in trouble, but boy do we have some stories to share with you all! We’ve been roaming this lovely...
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Trump for President!
Everyone knows in his day and age what we need as country, NO a people to return this great land to it’s former glorious state! We need a leader with a wicked hairpiece, brain, money,...
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Canada To Build Great Wall
Canada has recently announced its intentions to build a great wall. Prime Minister Hockeypuck has cited many problems due to Americans crossing over. In a recent interview he stated “Americans bring with them a...
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The Air Force Just Obliterated a New ISIS Headquarters With A Selfie Stick
The Islamic State group has made a name for itself for its high definition quality propaganda and use of Internet forums as well as trolling social media to communicate battle plans while bragging about recent atrocities its members...
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