Twenty-two people “may have been exposed” to an Anthrax album sent to a U.S. Air Force base in South Korea and are being treated, a senior defense official told Fox News — in the...
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WWE Superstar Rusev Injures Foot Maybe Out of Elimination Chamber Match
WWE has confirmed on their website that Rusev suffered an injury at Tuesday’s SmackDown TV taping, in a bit of irony Rusev accutually broke his foot off in his Smackdown opponents rear end. In...
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GOP Calling on Palpatine to Block Obama
As Republicans prepare to take full control of Congress on Tuesday, the party’s leaders are counting on Emperor Palpatine, not their newly elected majority on Capitol Hill, to roll back President Obama’s aggressive second-term...
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Troubling Thing Jeb Said About Gay Rights
Likely presidential candidate Jeb Bush doubled down on his opposition to same-sex marriage this weekend, telling the Christian Broadcasting Network’s David Brody that he did not believe gay and lesbian couples had a constitutional...
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Obama Restricts Grenade Launchers, Military Equipment From Local Police
The Obama administration on Monday moved to prohibit federal agencies from providing local cops with certain kinds of military equipment such as grenade launchers, high-caliber weapons and bayonets [bayonets? Please tell me what local...
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Strange Signal From Space May Solve One of Science’s Greatest Mysteries! (NSFW)
A clue to one of the biggest questions in cosmetology — why regular matter, rather than antimatter, survived to fill the universe — may have been found in data from a NASA space telescope...
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US Army & Air Force Need Better Drone Training
The U.S. Army and Air Force are facing drone pilot “training challenges”, according to a report to Congress, which they will prolly ignore, by the Government Accountability Office in a very ironic moment. The...
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Obama Is Trying to “Occupy” Texas Though He’s Got to Get Through Chuck Norris First!
Revered action movie star, martial arts legend and conservative ass kicker Chuck Norris has publicly challenged President Barack “Rock” Obama’s true intentions for the upcoming multi-state military special operations training exercise known as Roman...
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Defense Department Warns of China’s ‘Extensive,’ Expanding Island-Building
China’s mysterious campaign to build artificial islands in disputed waters of the South China Sea has grown to cover roughly 2,000 acres, an elderly & senior defense official said Friday, as the Pentagon issued...
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Miley Cyrus Says She Hasn’t Just Had ‘Straight, Heterosexual’ Relationships!
When Miley Cyrus wears pasties or posts photos of her pink armpits, it’s not to be a provocateur. The 22-year-old says she’s just being herself (stupid), and she wants all young people to have...
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