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Wells Fraudo?

Jon Nuze May 6, 2015

Wells Fargo Bank employees driven by strict sales pressure issued unwanted credit cards and opened unauthorized accounts that charged customers fees and damaged their credit, according to a lawsuit filed by the city of...

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Southern California Officer Reunited with Newborn he Found Alive, Buried in Dumpster Years Later

Jon Nuze April 27, 2015

An officer who found an abandoned newborn in a garbage dumpster was reunited with the now 25-year-old man he helped save in a unique way. Santa Ana police officer Michael Buelna and Robin Barton...

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Phillies Loose Again

Jon Nuze April 18, 2015

Max Scherzer kept the Phillies’ lineup guessing why they had jobs even though they faced them earlier in the week. Against a struggling lineup, it wasn’t too hard as they suck. Scherzer pitched eight...

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Sen. Ted Cruz Announces Presidential Bid, Vows to ‘Stand for Liberty or Something’

Jon Nuze April 18, 2015

Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz, ticking off a litany of President Obama policies he opposes as highlander of birther movement, promised Monday to return to a government by Constitution and “stand for liberty or...

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Canadian Basketball Player Can Use ‘F-word’ Last Name

Jon Nuze March 25, 2015

A college basketball player in Canada was approved by his team to proudly wear his last name on the back of his jersey: Fuck, yes that is his last name! Guilherme Carbagiale Fuck, a...

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Sen. Ted Cruz Tweets that he is Running for President.

Jon Nuze March 23, 2015

Texas Republican & illegal immigrant hater Sen. Ted Cruz says in a Twitter message that he is running for president of the United States. Cruz released an early morning tweet on Monday confirming what had long...

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Mark Zuckerberg’s would-be neighbor sues him for breaking promise

Jon Nuze March 15, 2015

Mark Zuckerberg has been accused by his would-be neighbor Mircea Voskerician for breaking promise he made in 2012. Part time real estate developer Mircea Voskerician signed a contract to develop a property behind Zuckerberg’s...

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Sixers Look to Sign Groot & Rocket Raccoon

Jon Nuze March 15, 2015

The Philadelphia 76ers are looking to sure up their defense and offense sides of the court this coming off season by signing Groot & Rocket Raccoon from the Guardians of the Galaxy. Rumor has...

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Bristol Palin Engaged to Medal of Honor Recipient Dakota Meyer

Jon Nuze March 15, 2015

Bristol Palin and Medal of Honor recipient Sgt. Dakota Meyer are engaged, a Palin family friend confirmed and sighed. The daughter of former failed vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin posted a photo with her...

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Statue of Liberty to be Deported

Rusty Scissors March 15, 2015

In an appalling recent decision, the GOP has voted to deport the Statue of Liberty. After opening a history book for the first time in his life, Senator Ihave Nolif realized that the Statue...

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